... threatening your father with a knife while yelling that you are going to eat him alive...
Interesting. This is a mixture of stories, you realize. Right? If you're going to reference 500, then be careful of doing it from memory. Damien was in the hospital when he said that bit about 'eat' you (St Vincent's, IIRC).... I highly doubt he had a knife on him at the time.
I could be wrong... remind me.